Funny Gift for the Person Who Has Everything

Gift for the Person Who Has Everything

Struggling to find a present for that friend who already owns it all? This novelty butt plug set is designed for exactly that situation. With phrases like “For the person who has everything”, “Guess you didn’t have this”, and “Another thing you don’t need”, it’s the perfect mix of humor, kink, and surprise.

Why It Works as the Ultimate Gift

Everyone has that one friend or partner who insists they don’t need anything. This set flips the script with a cheeky gift they’ll definitely remember. It’s ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or as a hilarious gag gift at parties. Whether they laugh, blush, or both, you’ve nailed gift-giving.

Sizes for Every Fit

• Small: 7x2.5cm – a subtle starter
• Medium: 8x3cm – balanced and versatile
• Large: 9.5x3.5cm – bold and daring
• Full Set: includes all three sizes

Safe, Smooth & Fun

Each plug is crafted to be body-safe, smooth, and easy to clean. Whether it’s displayed as a novelty or used in play, the set delivers comfort with a naughty twist. Delivered discreetly so the joke stays a surprise.

How to Order

1. Select one size or the full set
2. Leave any notes at checkout if you want tweaks
3. We’ll make it to order and ship discreetly

More to Explore

Want something truly one of a kind? Try designing your own with our personalised plug builder. Browse all designs in our butt plug collection or check out our blog for kinky gift ideas.

Discreet Delivery

Shipped in plain packaging with a soft black velour bag. No one will guess what’s inside until you want them to.