Funny Gift for the Man Who Has Everything

Gift for the Man Who Has Everything

Looking for a gag gift that even the guy who insists he “doesn’t want anything” won’t see coming? This novelty butt plug set is the perfect solution. With cheeky sayings like “For the person who has everything”, “Guess you didn’t have this”, and “Another thing you don’t need”, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a blush).

Why This Gift Works

When you’re shopping for a man who already has all the gadgets, tools, and toys, it’s time to get creative. This hilarious adult gift makes a perfect birthday present, Christmas gag gift, or secret Santa surprise. It’s bold, naughty, and totally unforgettable.

Sizes Included

• Small: 7x2.5cm – lighthearted and easy
• Medium: 8x3cm – balanced and playful
• Large: 9.5x3.5cm – daring and bold
• Full Set: includes all three sizes for variety

Body-Safe & Smooth

Each plug is smooth, body-safe, and easy to clean, making it practical as well as playful. Delivered discreetly so only the recipient gets the joke.

How to Order

1. Pick a size or grab the full set
2. Add notes at checkout if you want a twist
3. Your order is made and shipped quickly, with discreet packaging

More Gag Gifts to Explore

Want to create your own funny phrase? Design your own with our personalised plug builder. Or check out our full butt plug collection for more quirky options. Need inspiration? Our blog covers gift ideas and kinky humor.

Discreet Delivery

Your novelty set comes packaged in a soft black velour bag inside plain outer wrapping. No one will guess what’s inside until the big reveal.